Sunday, 16 April 2017



          The Parable of the Rich Fool
                                                            


There is a ‘shocker’ in the news –please permit me as I interpolate the popular jingle by Indomie instant noodles. ♫ Indomie like no other ♫ … Oh yes, you’ve watched the video making the rounds I believe; ‘owo dollar’ like no other.

Apparently, Ikoyi area of Lagos Island for so long has been a safe haven for proceeds of corruption. It is only natural to imagine other locations as many as possible holding forth similar stash of ‘owo dollar, owo poun’.

To bury cash beneath the earth; or have money stacked away inside septic tank (known as soak-a-way) and other crooked techniques devised to hid money are ways of men and women who acquire money from unexplained and illegitimate sources.

These things are not new.

Drug lords and the likes are known for ‘remuremus’  they dump cash in most despicable and at the same time funny spots, they spread monies in bath tubs, roofs, inside emptied water-closet etc.

But what should we say of those entrusted with public funds?

Officials who –by act of commission or omission– mismanaged public revenue or those who abused public office outrightly; a scenario which could be likened to Monkeys storming a barn of bananas –they simply carted away resources meant for the generality of the people.

Resources could go round. More mouths could be fed and everyone could have bucks to spend.

Equity is achievable. But it is often a tough call especially when greed seems to be more popular.

Let me share a story of a man who ‘loved’ his wife dearly.

The pregnant wife was in her last trimester, she was going to put to bed any moment. A humble family; they have a kid with another knocking the door.

It is not all rosy, but here we have a couple who believe that in life everyone must earn their livelihood through their own hard-work.

Mr. Chika Luke – the husband –works full time at a popular bank in Nigeria. He is a driver.

Around the time his wife’s pregnancy entered the seventh month, the financial burden on him grew higher. Mr. Luke needed extra funds for medications, and so on.

As expected, his wife needed more of ‘his’ –time, finance, care, etc. And the thirty years old would do all it requires of him to meet his wife’s needs but not at the expense of his integrity. He is an upright man. ‘The joy Mr. Luke has as he anticipates his unborn baby is immeasurable’.

Some weeks back he had registered at the bank his interest for overtime.

It should be noted that before the hubby made known his interest, the working hours officially span between the hours of 8 O’clock in the morning and 4 O’clock in the evening Mon-Fri.

Saturday May 23rd 2015. Mr. Luke received a call; the message was clear. His wife has been placed on one of the beds at the hospital. She was rushed in shortly after she complained of unbearable discomfort around the lower region of her womb.

His mother in-law has done the right thing by swiftly alerting the neighbor who offered to convene Mrs. Luke to the hospital.

Chika knew beforehand that to concentrate at work, he would need to have someone watch over his pregnant wife; so his mother in-law’s time and service came in handy.

That fateful day Chika was behind the wheels –vroom on– a bullion van, he had come to work earlier in the day to clock in for extra work hours.

A call came through and immediately he got the message, uneasiness set in.

The security personnel occupying the seat next to the driver noticed an unusual change in mood –Mr. Luke didn’t waste time to share the information with the man-in-uniform.

The compassionate policeman swung to action, he picked the walking-talking radio to alert his colleague who was manning the driver’s seat of the patrol vehicle leading the convoy.

By the way, Chika in company of security personnels had just completed an assignment. He was escorted to a location in Ikoyi area of Lagos Island where delivery of mints was made inside an apartment situated in a high-rise building.

Immediately the information regarding Mr. Luke’s wife reached the vehicle leading the convoy –the pace increased.

Twenty minutes later –Chika made his way into the bank premises. Expectedly, he clocked out and rushed off the gate.

In this part of the world, Government Hospitals are known to be starved of resources and other necessities.

Hospital facilities are in bad shape. Medical equipment is often obsolete.

Staffs are usually overstretched. Specialist doctors are not readily available.

Mrs. Luke’s situation became intense –awaiting the gynecologist –the nurses swung to action.

Chika, arriving at the hospital, met his ‘praying’ mother in-law –worried and frightened. She wasn’t saying much to Mr. Luke who was very anxious and curious. He needed answers to the myriad of questions pouring out of his mouth.

Joining hands with his mother in-law, the two couldn’t move beyond the waiting room.

None of the nurses were in sight. Their hearts became burdened. Who would answer the all-important question?

How’s Mrs. Luke doing? Has she given birth? What is the situation?’

Shortly after, a member of the administrative staffs of the hospital ran passed Chika and Iya Bisi, the mother in-law. He rushed into the ward where Mrs. Luke was believed to be. Apparently, someone at the emergency room had ‘belled’ the administrative quarters.

Same man who ran in seconds ago, ‘bolted’ out of the ward. I guess the information relayed to him was straightforward… “Do all you could to power the emergency room…”

That was going to be a mountain too high to climb. The national grid had failed to power the hospital –consecutively– for couple days. So, each ward is left at the mercy of low-capacity generators.

There is a high-powered generator; big enough to lighten the whole hospital but it’s in comatose. It has not been serviced for several years.

What should we say of the situation, coincidentally at the time? 

Fuel scarcity was biting harder in the country: telecommunication companies threatened to shut down. Businesses were affected; factories became graveyards. Productivity level dropped.

How much longer would the nurses strive to keep Mrs. Luke alive? Electricity was badly needed to power some equipment.

Few minutes later, the heart wrenching news broke from the ward. Mrs. Luke had given up the ghost. It turned out that the baby could not be saved as well.

I have never watched a man wept like a baby. 

Sorrow beclouded Chika. I felt sorry for him! I couldn’t help but to move closer to offer a few words of motivation and encouragement.

I headed home that evening with a saddened heart; utterly disappointed at the kind of system we run in Nigeria.

Nearly two years after, Mr. Luke was stunned to learn that the money he convened to Ikoyi, which was moved inside the high-rise building were proceeds of corruption.

In remembrance of his late wife, he ponders on the watts of electricity $43million -if invested- could generate.

If 1 megawatts of electricity cost $10million, that means, $40million would generate 4 megawatts of electricity which could power close to 1000 homes.

Jesus Christ shared a Parable of the Rich Fool. Please permit me to interpolate.

“The corrupt deeds of a certain rich man yielded an abundant harvest. He thought to himself, ‘What shall I do? I have no place to store my monies.’

Then he said, ‘This is what I’ll do. I will find a secret location in Ikoyi, and there I will store my surplus cash. And I’ll say to myself, “You have plenty of money laid up for many years. Take life easy; eat, drink and be merry.”’

“But God said to him, ‘You fool! This very night your life will be demanded from you. Then who will get what you have prepared for yourself?’

“This is how it will be with whoever stores up things for themselves but is not rich toward God.” Luke 12 : 13-21 [NIV].

Boluwatife Adekunle
@boluzzz