Tuesday, 24 January 2017



If you live in the desert, the news involving the biggest RealityTv in Africa ‘BigBrother’ may have crossed your path. Here’s what I can tell you on the new episode of the show labelled ‘BIGBROTHERNAIJA SEE G’OBEE

First, I would not be able to say, authoritatively, why MNET AFRICA the body behind the famous RealityTV programme in Africa –takes a turn from its usual continental project where before now –participants of the show are selected all across Africa, mainly sub-Sahara region of the continent.

Countries in the northern part of Africa are conspicuously bypassed in the selection process. The reason(s), as you may have observed, why nationals of Libya, Egypt, Algeria etc are hardly seen competing in the yearly show, is not far fetch. We know that social events such as bigbrother are mostly at loggerhead with their religious norms and beliefs.

That aside

I am not an official of MNET, neither am I a member of Bigbrother organising crew; therefore I cannot say in concrete terms why the show has gone from BigBrotherAfrica to BigBrotherNaija, at least for this year’s edition. I am sorry if that breaks your heart.

Nonetheless, it would not be out of place to suggest that the twist to 2017 episode of the reality TV is solely on revenue forecast.

Simple logic

Nigeria boosts one-third of Africa’s population.

Therefore, if more can be done to increase viewership in Nigeria –which they’ve certainly achieved with the twist to 2017 edition –this would ultimately increase the voting numbers and by extension add to revenue generation.


It is a common knowledge that Nigeria’s entertainment industry has done a great deal over the years to attract love and support from other African nations.

 
Queen Afua, who goes by the name Afua_Jennifer on twitter, says the following.

“I am a Nigerian for the next eleven weeks please :) :) :) :) :)

The flag on her twitter page symbolises where she hails from. She is a Ghanaian!
  
What this means is, the enthusiasm shown over the years by BBA lovers across the continent is not about to be defeated by current adoption of ‘one-country episode’.

On the contrary, if the comments coming from across the continent are anything to go by, then one could safely say that BigBrotherNaija would offer horseplay scenes to many Africans who are usually aroused by Nigerians’ socio-dramatic and entertaining lifestyle.

In the last 36 hours, here’s what I can say on each of the 12 housemates.


 
Her name is Marvis

It would seem to unsuspecting viewers that she’s a quiet individual who enjoys her space and would only talk if necessary.

Early hours after inauguration, Marvis pulls into a shell. On one hand I could conclude she was insecure, or simply say she’s not the all-out-type of person; but a reserved individual.

Well the truth is out.

The famous ponzi scheme known as Mavrodi Mundial Movement (MMM) dealt her a great blow.

In preparation for Bigbrother house, unreliable source, confirms she staked some huge amount in MMM hoping to recoup prior the show, in other to treat herself to some executive shopping.

As at the moment this piece is written, her money is still in limbo. Poor her!

She’s gradually coming out of her shell. I guess she’s realised that the grand prize for the 2017 edition of BigBrotherNaija promises substantial returns than her stake in MMM.

But first, she must put in effort, impressive enough, to emerge winner.




Next is someone I am glad to finally see his face via the image above. He goes by the name ThinTallTony.

If you’re the busy folks who haven’t had time for TV; I can confirm to you that he is exactly what his name represents. 

He is thin, tall and his name is Tony. 

If allowed to stand before you, Tony would block your future.

My 32inch TV, with standard screen adjustment, couldn’t capture the uppermost part of this individual.

Whilst the remaining housemates are in clear view; I could only see Tony’s shoulders along with the rest of the body.

Last memory of him: Needless to say though, he was talking for two hours nonstop.



Next is a contestant from Edo.

Everyone calls her TBoss including the anchor of the inauguration show. When asked what the ‘T’ implies she responded saying 'Tokunbo'.

Well, similar to tokunbo cars imported from abroad. Her appearance exhibits westernisation. Her piercings tattoos etc.




No she’s not Caucasian. Oyinbo pee pe, shuku shuku pee pe

She’s a Nigerian.

Her name is Gifty.

Do you think her nationality –being a Nigerian as she claims –demands some questionings?

You’re not the only one who feels suspicious. 

On first night; some housemates in hope to satisfy their curiosities launched missiles of questions challenging her lineage, parental background etc.

She couldn’t keep up with the interrogation. It became crystal clear something isn’t right.

At point of crack, a housemate realising the need to not expose her on day 1, buried the conversation by swiftly confirming his trust.

“I trust you” he says.




The housemate who saves Gifty’s “behind” on the night is Miyonse.

Did ‘Beyonce’ just cross your mind? You’re not alone!

Each housemate, upon hearing on first occasion, has had to mention ‘Beyonce’ once or twice before mastering the appropriate pronunciation.

On his own account; he’s a professional chef who receives daily payment of fifteen thousand naira for his service.

15,000 x 30 = #450,000

During the round table conversation, housemates disapproving the figures, burst into laughter. Among the contestants, a statistician by profession quickly worked the math and arrived at a monthly earning of 450 thousand naira.

Housemates think he is not been truthful. They ask why he is contesting for BigBrother grand prize if he earns that much.

I, the writer of this piece, also think he wasn’t factual.

Smart guy, I'rolaa'bi

That said.

He’s a contestant with great prospect. Clearly one to look out for as the game becomes more intense in the coming weeks.




She’s CoCoIce by name, a local rapper with too much swagger. Well, that’s the character she exhibited on the inauguration stage. She came into the game with great energy, drive and swags.

When asked by the anchor what ‘CocoIce’ means… This was her response.

“Cocoa and breaking of ice”

Whatever that means, I am as confused as you are.

But I can tell you for free, there hasn’t been much drama from her, stunt or horseplay.

She’s still unable to “break silence” let alone “ice”

To be continued…

Boluwatife Adekunle
@boluzzz